Pyaar Impossible

The fact that you try to mix up a romantic comedy with data theft and an irritating kid is not what f***s it up. What does is the fact that Uday Chopra has decided not only to act but also produce and write the story and asks his even bigger flop friend Jugal Hansraj to direct it.

Since the stupidity quotient in the movie is sooo huge I have decided to classify them into major and minor.

MINOR stuff

• Priyanka Chopra is the PR head and Marketing head of her company, and she plays a major role in all deals related to products struck by the company.
• She goes to these meetings dressed like she's on the beach in Hawaii.
• Though she studies in some shitty university, got pregnant at 18, been a single mom since then - she's managed to become the Marketing head of a company at the age of 25.
• Mr Dimwit Uday creates a brilliant operating system which is stolen by Dino Morea in 2mins by Copy-Paste method.
• The deal is struck by PR head Priyanka and the software is immediately deployed.
• Priyanka's daughter is 6, yet has more gyaan to give than a 40 yr old.
• Uday Chopra prevents Dino Morea from showing the software by putting a user account password.
• The only person stupider than Uday Chopra's character Abhay Sharma is Uday Chopra himself.

MAJOR stuff

• Uday Chopra took money from his dad to produce a movie.
• Uday Chopra took money from his dad to produce a movie with his own story.
• Uday Chopra took money from his dad to produce a movie with his own story and decided to act in it.
• Uday Chopra took money from his dad to produce a movie with his own story and decided to act in it and ask his even bigger flop friend Jugal to direct it.

VERDICT: Watching this movie even for sexy Priyanka is not worth it.