Showing posts with label movies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label movies. Show all posts

Pyaar Impossible


The fact that you try to mix up a romantic comedy with data theft and an irritating kid is not what f***s it up. What does is the fact that Uday Chopra has decided not only to act but also produce and write the story and asks his even bigger flop friend J
ugal Hansraj to direct it.

Since the stupidity quotient in the movie is sooo huge I have decided to classify them into major and minor.

MINOR stuff
  • Priyanka Chopra is the PR head and Marketing head of her company, and she plays a major role in all deals related to products struck by the company.
  • She goes to these meetings dressed like she's on the beach in Hawaii.
  • Though she studies in some shitty university, got pregnant at 18, been a single mom since then - she's managed to become the Marketing head of a company at the age of 25.
  • Mr Dimwit Uday creates a brilliant operating system which is stolen by Dino Morea in 2mins by Copy-Paste method.
  • The deal is struck by PR head Priyanka and the software is immediately deployed.
  • Priyanka's daughter is 6, yet has more gyaan to give than a 40 yr old.
  • Uday Chopra prevents Dino Morea from showing the software by putting a user account password.
  • The only person stupider than Uday Chopra's character Abhay Sharma is Uday Chopra himself.

MAJOR stuff
  • Uday Chopra took money from his dad to produce a movie.
  • Uday Chopra took money from his dad to produce a movie with his own story.
  • Uday Chopra took money from his dad to produce a movie with his own story and decided to act in it.
  • Uday Chopra took money from his dad to produce a movie with his own story and decided to act in it and ask his even bigger flop friend Jugal to direct it.
VERDICT: Watching this movie even for sexy Priyanka is not worth it.

Paa

I watched Paa last night.
I loved the movie. Amitabh Bachchan has acted really really well and my respect for him as an actor went up a few notches yesterday.
They story revolves around Auro- a 13 year old kid suffering from Progeria, a condition of advanced aging. Auro is the illegimate child of Vidya(Vidya Balan) and Amol Arte(Abhishek Bachchan).

Amitabh's expressions and body language as a 13year old kid is simply amazing. Vidya Balan has acted really well too. Movies with a "different" story suit Vidya more than those which involve wearing skirts and dancing. She has this raw beauty about her and she'd still be as beautiful when she just wakes up as she is all decked up. Ofcourse, since I'm head over heals in love with her, I could be slightly biased.The movie was directed excellently, the songs by Illayaraja were superb- especially the 'gumm summ gumm' song which I am totally crazy about. There was this background score which sounded like a tape recorder barely able to play- yet playing all the time which added to the effect.
All in all a lovely touching movie and a must watch for all ages.