Animals FACE OFF!!!
My ride to whitefield, Jugaad and why India is growing despite itself
Every day I ride to whitefield, and yes its very very tiring. But what choice do I have. Going by bus is not an option- it takes double the time and is extremely boring. So riding is the best option. But it still takes an hour.
But after going riding for about 2 weeks I started finding ways to make my journey shorter. I go through gullies, riding on the footpath on some occasions and occasionally during extreme jams. I also squeeze between cars and change lanes to make maximum use of the little pockets of free road.
Contrary to being indisciplined, I think it makes sense that some of us do this. It reduces the load on the already clogged road. When a few people do this, it reduces the jams and makes maximum use of the resources. Occasionally the odd amateur creates a bigger jam. But thats just a learning experience. Soon he finds ways to get home faster without delaying himself or others. I know this is not the ideal thing to do. But I am not riding on ideal roads.
I guess this applies to India as well. The resources are never adequate. So people start finding shortcuts to work around that and the system. Making most use of our precious resources is what has kept us growing.
India cannot be compared to the west were resources are in abundance. Here people need to be more innovative, creative and have to really think out of the box. And this happens at the lowest levels- from rural India to small traders and businesses.
Now back to whitefield, if everybody maintained a minimum of 2 feet distance between the vehicle in front of you- the jam would look orderly but would be a mile long.
So before you comment saying "See the west. Everything is so orderly"... remember at some level it is our disorderliness which is helping us grow- and right now at a tremendous pace.
I would also like to share this post which I read recently
Best Dosa of Bengaluru!!!
I wanted to create a post about all the best dosa in namma Bengaluru. So here goes!!
Masala dosa-----> CTR.
Tried Vidyarthi Bhavan( was the undisputed winner till eating at CTR and Vidyarthi Bhavan on consecutive days proved it that CTR was by faaaar the better place for masala dosas). Though for the whole Dosa experience a lot more places come to mind.
Sid and I had an argument/discussion and these were our finalists
- CTR
- Vidyarthi Bhavan
- Dwaraka
- Janardhan
- Janatha hotel
- India Coffee house, Queen's road
- South Indies
- Dakshin
- Adigas
- Komala, Frazer town
- Empire, Church street (Dosa paneer butter masala combo)
- Pecos, Rest house road (Dosa and veg/chicken curry combo)
- New Krishna Bhavan, Balakpet
- Malabar, Balakpet
- MTR
- Jayanagar Dosa camp
- Food street, Sajjan Rao circle
If anybody has any other place to mention in the list, feel free to comment.
Also your mom's dosa doesn't count cuz I meant commercial joints.
The plan is to go eat a dosa at each place on separate days and rate the complete dosa experience. Who is in?
Things I do which I can't explain myself
I am a paranoid about symmetry. Especially with my feet and hands.
With my hands it is along the X,Y and Z axes. If I make an action with my hand where in my hand pointing along an imaginary X axes, I HAVE TO make the same action along the Y and Z axes relative to the X axis.
With my feet(which is limited in movement compared to my hands) the symmetry is with respect to 45degrees axis on the X-Y plane.
If i go to sleep on one side, and if I do wake up, i turn over to maintain symmetry.
I remember phone numbers by thinking of deep, intricate links between the numbers and positions of the numbers- with the logic mostly involving prime numbers.
I multiply numbers using the overs concept. Let me explain. If you ask me 42*7, in my mind it is 42 overs is 252 balls + 42 runs for runrate of 7, so 294.
I usually change the gear of my bike when the Tacho meter needle and the speedometer needle is almost parallel.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEPSI'S ADVERTISING
- The Akshaye Kumar's stupid laughing Videocon mobile ad.
- The Havell's ad where people look up to pray and then there is a stupid fan which wont let you down.
- The Spice ad where the kids say in classroom talking about some bua in UK - How is it even related to Spice.
- The "Youngisthan ka Wow" Pepsi ad.
- The JK cement ad where a girl in a bikini walks out of the water and they say JK cement. (this ad is not aired much during IPL but it had to be on this list)
- All the Hero Honda ads......EVER.
- The coke ad with Imran.
- The Docomo ads are nice.
- The Airtel ads with Sharman Joshi.
- The Sprite ads...all of them.
- The Nokia-KKR become a coach ad
- And the best of them all- for the creativity,for how well it is made, and for creating that anticipation for the ads among the viewers- THE HUTCH ZOZO CAMPAIGN.
MAJGE.......priceless
my Resolutions for 2010
- I am going to exercise for an hour a minimum of 3 days a week.
- I am going to be more involved at home and spend more time wid my grandparents(this one is for you maa).
- I will get more organized and disciplined and keep up my time.( this is for you paa).
- I personally feel I can talk better, so I am going to work on that.
- I am going to read a minimum of 3 books a month.
- There will be a minimum of 2 posts per week on my blog.
- Improve mind control.
- Will work on being in a calmer state of mind.
- Take better care of my health, so no more chocolates at adda :(
- I will save up atleast 50% of my salary(again this one is for my dad).
- I WILL CONTINUE TO REMAIN AWESOME ;)
Pyaar Impossible
The fact that you try to mix up a romantic comedy with data theft and an irritating kid is not what f***s it up. What does is the fact that Uday Chopra has decided not only to act but also produce and write the story and asks his even bigger flop friend Jugal Hansraj to direct it.
- Priyanka Chopra is the PR head and Marketing head of her company, and she plays a major role in all deals related to products struck by the company.
- She goes to these meetings dressed like she's on the beach in Hawaii.
- Though she studies in some shitty university, got pregnant at 18, been a single mom since then - she's managed to become the Marketing head of a company at the age of 25.
- Mr Dimwit Uday creates a brilliant operating system which is stolen by Dino Morea in 2mins by Copy-Paste method.
- The deal is struck by PR head Priyanka and the software is immediately deployed.
- Priyanka's daughter is 6, yet has more gyaan to give than a 40 yr old.
- Uday Chopra prevents Dino Morea from showing the software by putting a user account password.
- The only person stupider than Uday Chopra's character Abhay Sharma is Uday Chopra himself.
- Uday Chopra took money from his dad to produce a movie.
- Uday Chopra took money from his dad to produce a movie with his own story.
- Uday Chopra took money from his dad to produce a movie with his own story and decided to act in it.
- Uday Chopra took money from his dad to produce a movie with his own story and decided to act in it and ask his even bigger flop friend Jugal to direct it.